- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

im telling maguire

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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