What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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