- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

if you don't like this you're gay

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.