- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Guess what What

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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