What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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hey hey apple

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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