What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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