why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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12 in general

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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