What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Women's Soccer.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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