- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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