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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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