- Anti Joke

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.