So this guy was making a sandwich...

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Women's rights

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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