there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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SHUT UP JP

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Refridgerator.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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