Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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