- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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