an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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