- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

a man checks his mypsace

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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