- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Michael Brown

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Dwarf Shortage

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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