- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A chicken walked into the bar...

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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