- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??