Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Gay rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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