- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

a skinny sumo wrestler

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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