- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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