Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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