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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

i dont care if you rate me or not

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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