why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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