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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Anti Joke

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