What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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