Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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the WNBA.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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