Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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