- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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