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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

TRICERATOPS!

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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