Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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I love you

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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