- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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