What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Anti Joke

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