What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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