- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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