Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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feminine literature

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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