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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Puns are terrible. I love them.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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