- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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