Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why are white people white? I don't know

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Yo Mama just died.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Anti Joke

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