- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

A muslim walks out of a plane.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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