How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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