How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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