What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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