Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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