What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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