A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Women's Rights

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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