- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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