- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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