Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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