- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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