Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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knock knock who's there ?

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Once upon a time a was born

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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