- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

autistic kids rock

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Dwarf Shortage

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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