- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Knock knock.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A penis walks into a bar..

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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