- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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