Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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