- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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