Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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