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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What did john say to bob Hey bob

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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