What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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