Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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