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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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