roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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