How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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