- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Im taking a shit right now.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??