- Anti Joke

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms