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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Rush Limbaugh

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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