Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

The Labour Party.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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