- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

The chickens have become self-aware!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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