- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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