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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Penis

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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