An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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