- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

how much fish could a chicken

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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