- Anti Joke

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested