Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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