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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

13 =B you just learned something

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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