A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Maths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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