- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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