- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

An Asian with a big dick.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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