- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Get on the boat.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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