what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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