- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Get on the boat.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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