rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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I am a mime

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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