What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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