why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A fat guy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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