- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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