What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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outside your comfort zone

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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