Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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