A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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womens rights.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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