Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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BIG MAC'S

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My cat just died.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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