- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Im taking a shit right now.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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