why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Anti Joke

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