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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

I'm so punny.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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