What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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9/11 my birthday

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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