- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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