What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Knock Knock Come in

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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