Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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