What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Tunechi

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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