- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

In soviet Russia...things are different

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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