What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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