What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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