- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Donald Trump

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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