What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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An anti-joke

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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