- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you