- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A man did not like this site

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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