Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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