Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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