hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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