- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Ain't idn't a word.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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