Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

angelo snyder is not ga

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Poker? I barely even know her.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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