- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

here's a joke... the american education society

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Christ is a conspiracy

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

The chickens have become self-aware!

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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