- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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