Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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No

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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