- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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