- Anti Joke

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

I have an idea! You leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It