- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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