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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

tea with milk?

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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