- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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