- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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