What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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autistic kids rock

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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