Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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