What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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