Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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