- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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