- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

One time i was sitting down

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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