Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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