Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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