- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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