- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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