- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

your life

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*