- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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