Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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