You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

My mom

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

will you like this joke my sources say no

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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