- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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