- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

The FCC

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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