Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

I hate blackniggers

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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