I'm tired.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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