- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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