What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Turkey Balls

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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An anti-joke

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Anti Joke

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