- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

So a bar walks into a man...

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Whats 1+1? window!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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