- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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