- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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