What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Gus's mom

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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