Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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