What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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knock knock come in !

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Anyone can post anything.

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