knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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