- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you call two dog? dogs

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