- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

woman's rights

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Cripples are lame.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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