What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Chuck Norris.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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