Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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