The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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