roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How you know when dislextic

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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