Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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