why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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