- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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