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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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