- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Cripples are lame.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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