A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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