why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Women's rights.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Dumb

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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