Corn Muffins

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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